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So what to say about myself? I'm Meyli. The REAL Meyli (there are a ton of fakes floating around this site). Oh, and I don't want to join your god damn mob. So quit asking.

I used to be a NOPI Chic. I would tour around with NOPI and sell merchandise at car shows. I was pretty damn good at it too. :)

I also used to bartend at Angels Rock Bar in downtown Baltimore. If you're ever around, you should go check it out. It's a pretty rad place, if I do say so myself!

I am a genuine, sincere, and trustworthy person. What you see is what you get. I value honesty and integrity to no end, and try my very best to live my life in a way that exemplifies both (although lately, I have been known to digress from that path... don't worry, I'll find my way back). I am one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I don't see any point in making enemies or judging people.

Ironically enough, I'm also extremely socially retarded. I never know how to act in any situation, and I'm constantly saying the wrong things at the wrong times. I don't think before I speak, but in a sense, I guess this makes me a very honest and blunt person.

I'm quirky, weird, crazy, odd, whatever you want to call it - I'm a giant ball of eccentricities and idiosyncrasies that very few can actually appreciate. It's hard to meet well-intentioned people when you're me, and I must admit it's a pretty lonely life when you can't trust anybody. I have two best friends (Bleebie and Shannon) that are my world, and probably just as weird as me, though they'll never admit it. I have a son named Paddington who I've developed a rather unusual attachment to.

BOOKING: For all booking, please e-mail me at meylimerch@yahoo.com with all the details. This includes .. features, guest bartending, club appearances, party hosting, shows, go-go dancing, wild animal fisti- *ahem*... ummmm... whatever it is you may have an inquiry about.